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crestle

(v.) to cum in another man's foreskin and let it crust overnight.

I'm done with nestling, let's crestle tonight!

by urban legend June 10, 2008

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Ángel

A hot but stupid gay individual

You are such an Ángel

by urban legend June 20, 2018

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fruit basket

When a naked man bends over, and puts his nuts and penis behind him, similar to a banana and two nuts in a basket, ie the fruit basket.

She wanted me to bend over and show her my fruit basket.

by urban legend March 28, 2003

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ginger monkey

an inquisitive, red-headed creature known to roam the land in search of a stressful situation in which he/she can cry about.

Look at Gould... he's such a ginger monkey

by urban legend June 17, 2008

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Nylah p

Nyla’s p has a boyfriend she is liked by many people people like her but she doesn’t like them back some people are afraid some have been rejected

Person : Nylah p has a boyfriend 😀
Me : I know 😭

by urban legend March 14, 2022


Jeremy Rodriguez

Jeremy is dating a girl that he’s scared to talk to and she likes a ginger but she currently in a relationship with Jeremy r and Jeremy r is jealous of this ginger head but there friends but still he feels betrayed but doesn’t want to let his friendship and his relationship get the best of him but if it does … he’ll leave both because of the pressure of feeling guilty of liking someone else and he still likes his ex but can’t face the fact that Jeremy Rodriguez can’t handle everything and just needs time think but he been through a lot like being blackmail but he’s happy to have his girlfriend Jeremy r doesn’t talk to his girlfriend because her friends are either forcing her or there ALWAYS WITH HER and he has a lot on his back with failing math

Jeremy Rodriguez is confused in life

by urban legend April 28, 2022


Dribbling Shit

Quite possibly Australian in origin. (appologies if its not)

Dribbling Shit, refers to a conversation where what one person is saying either makes no sense or is of little importance to anything.. (completely Irrelavant)

While talking on a first date:

Paul (dribbling shit): "..in each world obey all the usual conventional statistical laws predicted by the probabilistic Born interpretation, by showing that the Hilbert space's inner product or norm has a special property..."

Daniela (politely):"Stop dribbling shit"

by urban legend November 2, 2004

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