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crestle

(v.) to cum in another man's foreskin and let it crust overnight.

I'm done with nestling, let's crestle tonight!

by urban legend June 10, 2008

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Ángel

A hot but stupid gay individual

You are such an Ángel

by urban legend June 20, 2018

1👍 5👎


fruit basket

When a naked man bends over, and puts his nuts and penis behind him, similar to a banana and two nuts in a basket, ie the fruit basket.

She wanted me to bend over and show her my fruit basket.

by urban legend March 28, 2003

591👍 231👎


Nylah p

Nyla’s p has a boyfriend she is liked by many people people like her but she doesn’t like them back some people are afraid some have been rejected

Person : Nylah p has a boyfriend 😀
Me : I know 😭

by urban legend March 14, 2022


ponysex

When a human female has sexual intercourse with a horse. Women who experience it say that a horse's dick is twice as large and lasts three times as long compared to that of a black man.

Catherine the Great did not die on the toilet seat. She was killed during the passionate act of ponysex. Must have been too good for her.

by urban legend July 2, 2003

165👍 115👎


ginger monkey

an inquisitive, red-headed creature known to roam the land in search of a stressful situation in which he/she can cry about.

Look at Gould... he's such a ginger monkey

by urban legend June 17, 2008

12👍 9👎


Zooted

To visit the zoo more frequently than the average human, and getting fucked up off the smell of animal poop.

Thee homie B-Rad is zooted off the Zebra shit.

by urban legend August 3, 2017