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20 women sit around in a circle and a man stands in the middle and spins around naked and ready for action and where ever he stops the woman has to give him a blowjob till he shoots his load.
Fanny was the winner of tadpole roulette as she got a right mouthful of sperm
Shexit! This is what happens when you leave monkeys in charge.
Shexit! This is what happens when you leave monkeys in charge.
A medication to cure the not tonight I've got a headache curse
Darling what is that white powder on your manhood?
It's okay love its Spermadol so your not tonight headache will be no more !!!
A northern person who finds it incapable of talking without shouting!
Pete you Northern Foghorn can't you talk without shouting you annoying cunt!!!!
when your ejaculation is so powerful it shoots out of a partners nose while giving a blowjob
Dicky came so hard that cocksnot ran out of her nose while she was giving him a blowjob
To rub deep heat cream into the toilet seat and wait for a victim to take a shit then all hell breaks loose
Yeehaa!! Deep Heat Rodeo !!!!!