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A reference to the Highlander plotline, when one immortal kills another in an act of decapitation, the immortalgasm is when the victor is subsequently engulfed by what can only be described as a painful ecstasy, whilst they are enveloped by a torrent of wind, a blinding light and (often) a mysterious force that takes the form of lightning.
"Hey dude pause your tivo, I have to take a leak and I think he's pretty close to immortalgasm!"
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Like Netflix and Chill except sexual expectations are not met. One party *thinks* it's going to be netflix and chill, but they are soon surprised to be freezed out of anything intimate.
I thought we were going to Netflix and Chill but every time I tried to make an advance, I was rebuffed. It was a lot more like Netflix and Freeze...
When you think you're going to Netflix and Chill but the other party has no interest in anything sexual occurring. So you basically just hangout and watch Netflix.
Victor: "Bruh, how was yesterday with Janelle?"
Darnell: "Well, not as good as I had hoped. I thought we were going to Netflix and Chill. Turns out, all she really wanted to do was Netflix and Freeze"
Victor: "Cold. Sorry to hear that"
Darnell: "I know right?"
Another name for TSA's secondary screening 'enhanced' pat-down that involves palming genitalia and cuping/twisting women's breasts.
Hey Tom, did you go through the backscatter x-ray porno microwave machine at the airport?
Nope, I opted out and got a Freedom Frisk instead.
Oh man, did they at least take you out to dinner first?