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1). A day in which women who somehow managed to punch out a couple of kids feel entitled to flowers, cards, candy, balloons, bears and other meaningless gifts.
2.) Yet another "holiday" Hallmark, FTD and See's Candy conspired to invent in order to sell products in what would be a month otherwise void of an actual gift giving holiday (see: Christmas and December ).
3). A day in which the women in your family *say* they only wish you to acknowledge with your love and perhaps doing the dishes when they actually want their children, husbands or boyfriends to give them flowers, candles, dinners etc...
Girl: What's you get your mom for Mother's Day?
Guy: A hug.
Girl: ouch...what's she have to say about that?
Guy: not so much...
76π 23π
A mental collection of visual images one stores in ones mind to remember later for purposes of 'self pleasure' see: masturbation. Entered into the spank bank are an array of images of people (usually ones you want to bone) in either suggestive or totally non-sexual situations generally seen in real life.
Ie; a girl in a mini skit, a low cut top and/or heels/A girl waiting at a traffic light eating a lollipop. A girl bending over to pick up a coin. A girl at a club making out with another chick.
A guy doing push-ups at the gym. Guys at the office etc...
Nate: Damn! did you see that bitch eat that banana?
Matt: Hell yeah...she deep throated that shit!*...that's going in my spank bank.
Amber: ewe...you guys are sick!
159π 64π
A phrase people used to describe a person who expresses dislike or disdain for another person or celebrity. W*A*R*N*I*N*G-Not always a truthful description;
A hater is typically someone who dislikes or is jealous someone for no other reason accept for their success, friends or possessions that they either want or desire or dislike another person having.
girl: OMG jane doe is SUCH a whore.
girl2: HATER
girl: stfu
6π 18π
An alternative to the thong or g-string, seamless panties are a form of women's undergarment in which panty lines cannot be seen underneath tight clothing (such as leggings) as it is made up of seamless material.
Contrary to popular belief, women wear seamless panties when they *DON'T* want panty lines....they wear *thongs* when they *DO* want attention.
18π 3π
Used to denote situations or questions which are found to be impossible to accomplish or extremely difficult to answer. Sometimes used sarcastically (see sarcasm ) toughie means "tough one." Or "hard."
Ed: Hey Mike...you think I could borrow $500.
Mike: Hmm...that's a toughie...
27π 2π
Literally means: We're take Over The Fucking World. Typically written in shorthand as WTOtFW or wtoftw (...etc). Commonly used in people's Myspace names, who are often under the age of 16. Or in a band. It's not uncommon for this term to be seen in brackets "{ }" as an accompaniment to someone other myspace name.
Sara: Cool...what's ur myspace name?
Katie: Oh ya...it's KillerKat {wtotfw}!
Sara: ur so awesome.
31π 11π
A term used to describe the act of a female, immediately after sex going through her partners; drawers, laundry baskets, closets and other areas (such as under the bed) in search of traces of evidence of the recent presence of another female.
As some girls and women feel guilty or insecure directly following sex, they go in search of evidence of infidelity. This is done to ease their discomfort by either confirming their suspicions and thus validate their insecurity, or disproving these suspicions which in turn eases their temporary depressions.
Jill: I puked after Brad crawled off of me...it just didn't seem right.
Jane: What Happened?
Jill: I did a post-coital panty raid...found two thongs that weren't mine...that bastard.
11π 4π