Infocuity

A state in which one is absolutely unable to focus, presumably using their time on anything else besides the subject in which they need to focus on.

Mom: finish your homework it's 11 pm
Child: I can't
Mom: why
Child: I'm in infocuity

And I Oop

What a VSCO girl will most likely say when she "Accidentally" yeeted her hydro flask at your foot.

You: Ouch! Why'd you drop your water bottle on my foot?

VSCO Girl: You call it a water bottle? ITS a HYDRO-flask. Save the turtles! And I oop- SKSKSKSKSKSKSK