Pansexual

Contrary to popular belief, pansexual is not when you are attracted to all genders and sexualities, but when you attracted to pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils

Pansexual 1: Yo, that pot was so hot

Pansexual 2: Yea but did you see that kitchen knife? *does TikTok fuckboy move*

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