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Physics

The science of observing the affects of gravity, radiation (can be found in any fast food store) etc...
A way to demonstrate physics is walking up to a random person and punching them in the face, the result you should get is them falling to the ground, if they do not prepare to have their fist embeded into your face.

Guy: whats that mark on your face?
Other guy: Oh I demonstrated physics to my friend.

by us3r 14 July 13, 2022


Animated movies

Drugs for children, used by parents to get them out of their hair so they can have at least 5 seconds of time to check their social media profiles and post a funny cat video on them.

Child: MUUUUUM!
Mother: 'hands child remote' Go watch some animated movies or something.
Child: 'dissapears with remote'
'faint noises of My Little Pony play in background.

by us3r 14 July 13, 2022

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