Delta Male

A Delta Male is the lowest tier of the male hierarchy. The Delta male, being the weakest, slowest and least masculine, is often hunted by the stronger Alpha. Due to their pronounced breasts, the delta male is often mistook for a mate by the sigmas. Additionally, the Delta males opinions are almost always wrong due their incredibly low intellect.

“Hey did you see that Delta male?? it’s breasts are massive it must be ready to mate!!”

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Dr. Technology

Your religion teacher, who happens to be particularly skilled with computers and the internet. Very likely to pronounce human as "youman"

"Did you hear Dr. Technology is the head of the technology committee?"