insomnia tiktoker

tall as fuck. tiktoker/wordhunt god with 2 black earrings. rage quits alot. scary. calls ppl sped (does not like me and calls me sped). inventor of 4 scale. attracted to abgs. comments on 99% of tiktoks. works at 3x speed. has good fashion sense.

thats doggy water shit
- insomnia tiktoker

dong saeng

tall as fuck. has perfect pitch. bought a color. tiktoker. rage quits. catchphrases include "its so doomed" and "sped". inventor of the 4 scale. wordhunt god. not afraid to roast back and be absolutely brutal (to the point of being unable to recover). lowkey scary. attracted to abgs.

bean girl: YO DONG
dong saeng: im gonna fucking cone you, you cockroach

yiqi poo

nyc girl who poos at least 3x a day. loves climbing trees. pretends shes not weird but shes actually really weird and the second funniest. attracted to red flags. cant take compliments.

hi im yiqi poos and i live on my toilet!

lauren's fingers

one of the most sexiest things in the world. students all over the world transfer to hopkins just to get a glimpse. makes a special appearance at her computer.

"man, did you see lauren's fingers?"
"SHEESHHHHH... i wish i did."

wendeez nuts

always in pain and cries 24/7. interesting taste. cant stop blinking in photos. mad pulls tho. says “bruh”, “im chilling”, and “scammed”. has a pea sized brain 24 hrs before the exam but then ascends.

yo i know a girl named wendy.

wendy? do you mean wendeez nuts?

ha. gottem.