âbro, she wants some texting and scones with youâ
all men named rowan do is mcdonald's charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie
girl : hey rowan can you stop being racist
rowan : eat hot chip and grink
an amazing boy, totally adorable and would 10/10 smash. he can be slightly insecure and sometimes doesnât realise how perfect he is.
person: hey i need a new boyfriend
person2: have you met jojo?