Peevis

A fine young man that is your neighbor. He knows all questions yet answers none. Peevis is a friend to all yet a foe to those named Julia. He enjoys snacking on tortilla chips and raw tomatoes and can be summoned with such. When summoned, he will perch on the wisdom teeth in your mouth. If you lack wisdom teeth, Peevis will require a cut fingernail to rest upon.

I cant hang out with you today. I’m going to summon Peevis and rant to him about my ex boyfriend.