shmyr

used in place of a forgotten word or describes the consistency of somthing that is not appealing.

"In 1492 Columbus sailed the shmyr"
"ugh! Look at this shmyr, it's in my eye!"

vince bobaganoosh

Vince Bobaganoosh is the best name for prank calling people. If someone asks you to spell it, abort the call immediately.

Caller: Hello, this is Vince Bobaganoosh.
Callee: Who the bloody hell is that?
Caller: YOUR MAMA!
(everyone around the caller goes "OOOOOHHHHH" until they realize the caller is an idiot and kill him)

11👍 10👎