luis

adj: someone who is really shy when it comes to girls. He makes elaborate plans to try to talk to them but never executes them. If a girl likes him he usually decides to ignore him.

me: Hey dude cristina likes you. You should go talk to her!

luis: *gets nervous* well i dont know maybe if plan some thing to say...*starts making complex plan*

me: wow your such a luis

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El Caminoed

{verb}

The act of having the girl your in love with leave you for a short mexican, usually with a big head. This is a rare tragedy that only happens once every other hundred years If you are unlucky enough for this to happen to you, you must have done something wrong to piss off the big man upstairs.

Patrick: hey man so what happened with you and emily?

Mike: ......she is dating Rafa

Patrick: THAT SHORT FAG WITH THE BIG HEAD?

Mike: *sigh* yeah man

Everyone in the world: EL CAMINOED

Mike: FML

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abstinence

When people who can't get any make excuses to why they havnt had sex

Guy 1 : Damn , dude jessica was amazing last night! She shook me all night long if you know what i mean! So have you banged cristina yet???

Luis: well... not exactly i made an abstinence pledge to jesus that i would not engage in intercourse untill marriage.

Guy 1: oh i respect that.

Luis: really!?

Guy1: hell no faggot*walks out of the room*

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