Petrified Wood

a.k.a. erectile dysfunction. When a chub is too frightened (petrified) to cum out.

Vajona Jackson was ready for a hot night of boner-rockin' but her man's unit was too scared to go into the dark. Therefore, his petrified wood "layed" low, unable to rise and shine.

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wishbone

a person, place, or thing you wish you could bone.

since tosh.0 is WAY out of my league, he's just another one of my wishbones!