Carpet Bomb

To defecate on the floor and walking away.

Tim decided to one-up Jimmy's crop dust with a carpet bombing.

vans

amazing make of skate shoe. just cos you tossers cant affofd them.

vans kick the ass of reebok or nike any day.

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Masturkin

To masturbate while defecating on the toilet.

Jimmy could not convince his girlfriend to give him a blumpkin, so he had to give himself a masturkin.