Van

Van the Man part 3
Van’s proudest moment of Greek culture is this historical reference; A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture. The Greek says, "We invented sex!" The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."
Although Van may cry at the fact that 100% just isn’t good enough, cry at the fact that there are better surfers in the world than him, all that Jimi Hendrix will always disgust him for even trying to bother to play his music, there are two words that will always sum up Van – the man.

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