Slider

Ice Man's RIO from the movie Top Gun.

Goose: "What happened, Slider? I thought you wanted to be a pilot!"
Slider: "Goose you're such a dickhead, who's butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?"
Goose: "The list is long but distinguished!"
Slider: "Yeah, well so's my johnson! ::takes shot::"

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(after 'Charlie' seemingly turns Maverick down)
Slider: "Crash and burn, eh Mav?"
Maverick: "Slider... :snifsnif: .......You stink."
Slider: ::confused look:: ::smells armpit::

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