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An author's tendency to find and use the longest and weirdest words in the dictionary by means of android apps and/or google to impress readers and listeners .
Guy 1: What do you think of the words 'Floccinaucinihilipilification" and "hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia", used by Shashi Tharoor while introducing his latest book "The Paradoxical Prime Minister "?
Guy 2: I'd say it's a case of shashisesquipedalianism.
When a bunch of people get together to party but eventually end up staring at their smartphones.
Alex: Hey, Jamie's throwing a party this Saturday! He's invited us all!
Jerry: Uh, I don't know...I'm afraid it will turn out to be a "smartphone party"...
Alex: He said it is going to be "unplugged" so smartphones are not allowed.
Jerry: Fuck no, Alex!
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Someone who cannot see life beyond the egg. Another way of saying it would be, "He eats eggs, he sleeps eggs, he thinks eggs, he poops eggs." The biggest eggetarian who has a voracious appetite for eggs any time of the day.
Guy 1: "Hey, did Fatty tell you he wants to go to some country in Africa just to try the popular egg delicacy there?"
Guy 2: "What an eggnoramus!"
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A magazine used when one is beating off or indulging in self-merrymaking. The term was coined from a website called "thejerkmag.com" which was intentionally named so to fleece people into thinking that it carries pornography while it has nothing to do with porn and hence makes a lot of money from the traffic.
Guy 1: "Yo, what is it that you're reading? You seem a lot quieter..."
Guy 2: *inaudible response*
Guy1: "Wait a minute! Is that a jerk mag?"
Guy 2: *inaudible response*
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