Freeze a deuce, insert it in a condom, use it as a dildo.
The fecalphiliac's ultimate fantasy was to receive an Alaskan Dog Sled for his birthday.
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The act of performing all sex acts known to exist at the same time.
I Reaux'd your mom last night.
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A three way with two humans and a robot, where the robot dies and the two humans use the robot carcass as a sex toy.
My GF and I had a sad robot the other day.