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Hope you're bringing your collared shirt into the VIP room bro!
Giddy up bitch, grab a collared shirt and let's ride!
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When you Tea Bag someone and the balls get stuck in their throat. This can happen from low hanging balls or small nuts. (Such as a puppy getting a tennis ball stuck)
Joey's Balls were just small enough to get stuck in his girlfriends throat so she was gagging all night long.
Joey couldn't' get his girlfriend to shut up so he pulled an angry pup on her.
When you have lived with a person for years and never noticed them sexually. Then you get quarantined and they look all types of good. However, once the quarantine ends, it becomes all types of uncomfortable and you want out. See "Coyote ugly" for how to get out of it.
Erik has lived with Michelle for years and never knew she was a woman. After he got quarantined, he banged a number of holes. Quarantine was lifted and the corona goggles came off and now he is looking for a new place to live.
A disease of unknown origin that affects people usually in the throat. Creates confusion in the thought process and words that are spoken or sentences are not easily understood. This disease is not contagious and there are no pre-cursor symptoms. Can usually be treated with a combination of 2 asprin, 1 viagra and 1 adderrall.
Deb contracted a severe case of catassathrolagus last night while sleeping.