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A near homeless illegal alien that arrived on a bout and was then smuggled to a large urban area. Constantly begging for change and food. Not very outgoing because he can't speak the language.
Jerk!
2π 8π
The idea that you are imprisoned by habitual alcohol consumption.
I would love to find a job! But what to do about this time in a bottle.
9π 3π
A mechanism used to defeat the disagreeable. Cup your hand as if you were holding a fire hose to you adversary. Once the enemy is in sight, bark profanities and insults.
Ryan thought the evening was going his way... The extension brought him back to earth.
16π 24π
One who achieves super hero-like status through acts of fisting members of same and opposite sex. Cross gender fisting is the last step of the art which leads to demi-god status.
Fisto! You are magnificent! Would you like your class ring back?
22π 18π
The sad realization that an occurrence that could turn your life around has astronomical odds of happening.
I sure wish my intestinal track and ass could produce a useful amount of thrust.
64π 77π
A 3 dimensional measurement used to calculate distance ,time, circumference, pi, weight, velocity, density, temperature, acts of god, force, gravity, WPM, resolution, direction, time, and worth.
"7.45 cubic kilopiles should get me to my destination".
36π 23π
The rapid back-and-forth motion of the aggressors hand toward the victim. Used as a weapon to disable the shoulder, knee, or buttocks.
His masters kung-fu was good. However, it was no match for my Flicka-Flacka.
5π 5π