Itchy Scratchies

What you get when you have sex with people who have STD's.

I got the "Itchy Scratchies" and had to get some ointment from the doctor.

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hellafast

the speed at wich Mr. T's 1982 custom AMC van travels at.

Mr. T's van is "hellafast"

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wonderbread

A white guy.

I got called "wonderbread" by a group of holligans last night.

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Tramp Stamp

A tattoo above a woman's ass crack.

Her pants were so low cut, you could see her tramp stamp.

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Punch a Grumpy

The act of taking a really mean dump.

I actually have left partys because I had to "Punch a Grumpy"

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Crunchy Air

Also known as a rice cake. Eaten by supermodels and people on diets.

I broke my diet when i put peanutbutter on my "crunchy air"

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blind mullet

a floating turd

I was swimming in the ocean when a blind mullet drifted past me.

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