She wanted me to use the KY, but i'd rather "Dry Bone" her browneye.
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huge ragin homo-sexual, a man who enjoys the cock...
Elton John is an ass rocketeer
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Anyone you look up to or want to be like.
Mel Gibson is "my dad".
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Something that is really cool.
This chocolate cake is "My Dad".
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I was swimming in the ocean when a blind mullet drifted past me.
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A sickness that occurs when you need to miss something like work or a test.
I told my boss i wouldn't be in today because i have a bad case of "24 hour ebola"
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The act of sitting on the couch and not acomplishing anything at all.
I was gonna go to class but my i got high and decided to "marinate" intstead.
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