crevice

The crack of the arse.

Dude! pull up your pants, I can see your crevice! And it's vile!

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lube tube

Sexual lubricant dispenser. Usually in the form of a toothpaste-like tube. Used during the act of anal sex.

Clive, grab that lube tube and grease up. I'm going in.

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Bread Roll

Rhyming slang for rectum (roll - hole)

Ah shit, my girlfriends dickhead brother is calling over, pain in the bread roll!

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punter

Someone who is ill-informed and liable to be taken advantage of. A sucker who lacks inside knowlege or savvy.

I felt like a right punter when I was at the carnival in Rio last year. Every taxi driver, shopkeeper, vendor and hustler in town had their hand in my pockets.

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hairy hoop

Rhyming slang for soup.

Could I have a bowl of that chicken hairy hoop please, and some bread. thanks.

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donkeys knob

Adjective. Something that is of exceeding high quality.

Steve, try some of this afghan weed.
oh my christ, that stuff is the donkeys knob!

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