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The Elvis

When you dry hump your boyfriend by gyrating your hips until he cums in your hand. Then you use the cum to slick back his hair and say, “Thank you, thank you very much. You’ve been Elvised!”

Last night my girlfriend got me back for spidermanning her last week. She got me good withThe Elvis! Touché!

by veggie steak August 15, 2009

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