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Fucking Slayer

The way Slayer fans call their favorite band.

Q: Metallica or Megadeth?
Slayer fan: FUCKING SLAYER!!!

by vejtics November 19, 2016


rainbow capitalism

when big corporations pretend to support gay people and trans people but they actually just want more people to buy their stuff

Person A: Hey look, there is a trans man in the new Gillette commercial!

Person B: Don't get your hopes up, it's just rainbow capitalism

by vejtics June 02, 2019


seened

left on seen/read

Hey, did she reply to your message?
-Nah man, she seened me.

by vejtics May 12, 2022


I shit you not

When you say something unbelievable but true.

Josh: Did you know that Bernard proposed to Kayla?
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!

by vejtics May 04, 2019


not yes

A very pointless and unnecessarily verbose way to say no.

Q: Can't you say anything in a normal way?
A: The answer is, sadly, not yes.

by vejtics May 04, 2019


high-key

Used in the same context/with the same tone as low-key, but with the opposite meaning. Like "very much".

Steve: I high-key love Nine Inch Nails.
Michael: Wow, I didn't know you were a big fan of theirs.

by vejtics May 04, 2019