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Jacking off at random times in random places. If someone is a spontaneous masturbater, you never know when they will just whip their dick out and start beating it.
Zach pulled his dick out in the middle of the cafeteria and started pumping it. This is an example of spontaneous masturbation.
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Lightly grasp with the tongue.
That girl is hot, I'm gonna banderhook her asshole!
An abnormaly large woman, a woman so enormous that she is bedridden for life.
Im starving, van girl cleaned out my cupboard.
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1. A condition that slowly causes you to die due to masturbating nonstop for weeks or even months on end.
2. The act of masturbating with weed or other incriminating items stuffed between your hand and you penis.
That kid Zach is a victim of cronic masturbation because he cant make it through the school day without jacking-off.
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when you're fucking a girl from behind and she's facing a window. You withdraw quickly and have a buddy slip in, meanwhile you walk out side and wave to her through the window
I just gave that bitch a houdini and she was like "what the fuck?"
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