barting

When your dog farts and barks simultaneously.

Dang, Magnus has been barting all night.

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barting

When your dog barks and farts simulataneously.

God damnit. Magnus has been barting all night.

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Jeffed

An extreme level of drunkenness characterized by an inability to stand upright, often resembling a T-Rex. One version of the drunkenness scale is as follows: buzzed, drunk, wasted, f'd up, blackout, Jeffed.

After drinking 37 beers, he became Jeffed and seemed to undergo reverse evolution and become a T-Rex.

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