Bataaning

verb, a forced march or walk with a spouse that is over 4 miles and includes multiple hills and extreme weather.

That poor bastard, his wife made him go bataaning again so he cant watch the game.

Burdicking

Verb; to waste time, avoid work and family duties, especially if it involves online porn wanking or use of fake illnesses. originating on whale ships on the Island of Nantucket, sometimes in reference to abuse of sheep.

"Fred called in sick today, I bet he's burdicking on his couch, that S.O.B."

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Momspin

Uncontrolled cleaning and organizing by moms whenever they are bored

I tried to get out of the house before the momspin started but got sucked into organizing the xmas ornaments