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There's Twilight and then there's True Blood on HBO, the much more funnier, sexier, gruesomer and overall BETTER version of Twilight. Based off of the Sookie Stackhouse books by Charlaine Harris (which are ah-mazing!), Anna Paquin plays Sookie Stackhouse, a blond haired, big chested waitress at Merlotte's, a bar in Bon Temps, Louisiana. Whereas Bella will whine and cry and stutter for a couple months wearing the same outfit (don't know what im talking about? watch eclipse) when she doesn't have her man, Sookie finds her man and gets her man whenever she wants him. Whereas Bella can't stand the thought of ever being angry with Emo Edward, Sookie knows how to lay down the law with Bill. And while Bella fantasizes about the perfect sex moment with Edward (so cliche - on a beach in a beach house all by yourselves and it is sooo romantic - bleh) Sookie gets it hard and NATURAL. So while they both are fantasy, Sookie's is at least real, in a bearable way. Bella is too dramatic. Sookie is the beast.
Twi-hard: OMG Bella is so self assured! She can make decisions all by herself!
True Blooder: She jumped off a cliff - um, hello, suicide attempt anyone? - then sat in a chair for three months staring out the window wearing the same outfit because her boyfriend wasn't around to act all emo and depressed. Plus, if she wasn't stuttering and falling around behind Edward, she was giving Jacob a hard time by crashing on a motorcycle and threatening her life. Yeah, she's self-assured. Sookie Stackhouse never thinks about killing herself or sitting in a chair stinking up the whole place or falling over microscopic rocks.
Twi-hard: But Edward is sooo hot!
True Blooder: His chest is pale and disgustingly hairy. Plus he acts like he cuts his wrists in his spare time. Bill is smexy and doesn't act all emo.
Random person to Twi-hard: IN YO FACE!
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A girl that is usually between the ages of 12-15, this girl is starting to grow breasts and appealing to guys (or girls...whatever floats her boat). This is when her curves should set in, her hair is set to one color, and she starts to be involved in cliques. She wears makeup to get a guy's attention and is usually too shy to ask a guy out. Between this time period, she may become two-faced, a bitch, an disloyal friend or a liar. This is when people start to judge her and the guys figure out what kind of girl she will be after her adolescent time period.
Guy 1: Did you see Bethany?
Guy 2: Yup, she's finally filling out man!
Guy 1: She was also wearing eyeliner today. Man, she looked H-O-T HOT!
Guy 2: She looks at you a lot, but she always blushes when you say hey to her.
Guy 1: I know, right? You thinkin what I'm thinkin?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: She's finally a preteen girl.
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Someone, usually a guy, who is highly confused with the very common geek. Nerds are somewhat attractive and intelligent, and are usually great boyfriends because they haven't had popularity soil their good natured aspects. Unlike the geek, who is unattractive and intelligent, nerds are well known and liked and may be considered "popular".
Artie from "Glee" is a nerd because he is sweet and cute and popular among his friends and also very smart. Puck is not a nerd because Puck is not smart and so he is just considered hot. :)
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The Big Bang Theory is the HILARIOUS show starring Leonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper, the two physicists that share an apartment together. Across the hall lives Penny, the recognizable girl next door that Leonard is utterly intrigued by. This show follows his attempts to get to appeal to Penny, but also his stumbling yet comedic efforts - from bearing living with Sheldon, to the latest thing down at the lab. Leonard and Sheldon are aided by their other two group members, Howard Wolowitz, who's the sex-driven virgin who lives with his mother, and Raj Koothrappali, the guy who can't talk (literally) around the female gender. As these five venture through their lives, it's a hilarious journey with memorable quotes (Bazinga!) and many laughs to follow.
Memorable quotes from The Big Bang Theory:
Sheldon: I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Howard: *interpreting Raj's whisper* Oh, he was just comparing Sheldon to a feminine cleansing product one might use on a summer's eve.
Penny: And the bag it came in.
Sheldon: I really think we should examine the chain of causality here.
Leonard: Must we?
Sheldon: Event A: A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. Event B: We drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set from the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend. Query: On what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link between these events?
Leonard: She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.
Sheldon: Ah, yes. Well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey, but we both know it only exists in contra-distinction to the higher-level distal cause.
Leonard: Which is?
Sheldon: You think with your penis.
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Bazinga is the word used by Dr. Sheldon Cooper off of the hilarious sitcom The Big Bang Theory. Bazinga can be used in place of such words and phrases such as Your mom, In your face, Face, and the That 70s Show word - Burn.
Sheldon Cooper: Of course not. Even in my sleep-deprived state, IΓ’ΒΒve managed to pull off another one of my classic pranks. BAZINGA!
Random Guy: Γ’ΒΒ¦Win.
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An ah-mazing store for girls ages 12 - 28. It ranges from cheap but beautiful good quality jewelry, sunglasses, scarves, skirts, jeans, shirts (both graphic and classic, etc) - all for very cheap.
Follower: OMGeee I love that shirt! Where'd you get it?
Trendsetter: Forever 21 for ten bucks! Unlike your Hollister shirt for 40 bucks that looks like a bunch of other shirts at Abercrombie and American Eagle!
Follower: (dazed) What?
Trendsetter: Nothing!
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