blue hair mafia

Sharped dressed ladies over 50 that dye their hair. (unmistakable blue white color)

I was going to buy some new pants at the sale,but the sales table was surrounded by the blue hair mafia!

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co-worker

Dim-witted pieces of shit you must be with at work.

"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.

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Carpe` Copuli

Carpe` Copuli-----Seize the Fuck.

As she ran out the door I heard sombody shout,"Carpe` Copuli!"

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fellow employee

Fellow Employee---Dumb ass microcephalics you have to put up with while you try to do your job.

I could finish this job if only my fellow employees would stay the fuck out of the way!

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Shitting in high cotton

Southern term = We got it made---as in the cotton is high enough to hide us while we take a shit.

"We are shitting in high cotton now boy"the old man said as he unhitched the mule from the wagon."Where is your sister?"

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hey watch this

Hey watch this---The last thing sombody yells out before they fuck up bad.

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into 3 inches of water.

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Neck Brace

Medical appliance worn arround the neck of dehydrated patients.

Please put a neck brace on the patient in 216 before he falls through his asshole and hanges himself!

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