Sharped dressed ladies over 50 that dye their hair. (unmistakable blue white color)
I was going to buy some new pants at the sale,but the sales table was surrounded by the blue hair mafia!
43π 4π
Dim-witted pieces of shit you must be with at work.
"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.
126π 32π
Carpe` Copuli-----Seize the Fuck.
As she ran out the door I heard sombody shout,"Carpe` Copuli!"
16π 14π
Fellow Employee---Dumb ass microcephalics you have to put up with while you try to do your job.
I could finish this job if only my fellow employees would stay the fuck out of the way!
34π 6π
Southern term = We got it made---as in the cotton is high enough to hide us while we take a shit.
"We are shitting in high cotton now boy"the old man said as he unhitched the mule from the wagon."Where is your sister?"
326π 61π
Hey watch this---The last thing sombody yells out before they fuck up bad.
"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into 3 inches of water.
71π 10π
Medical appliance worn arround the neck of dehydrated patients.
Please put a neck brace on the patient in 216 before he falls through his asshole and hanges himself!
37π 22π