meeple

A cutesy, girlish-sounding word taken from the German game Carcassonne, this word has been adapted to have many meanings, such as "That sucks" or "Oh crap." It can also be a verbal expression of a sigh or puppy-dog face. Whatever the usage, the word is usually expressing sadness or disappointment.

Professor: "The two papers will be due tomorrow. Sorry about the short notice."
Student: "Meeple."

Guy: "I'm working through some serious health issues right now."
Girl: "Meeple... I hope things go okay."

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quarky

a weird nerd

That computer science guy with the horn-rimmed glasses and porn fetish sure is quarky.

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spomerific

completely 1337

That new server design was so freakin' spomerific.

fauxgrammer

n. (FO'-gram-mir) Someone who pretends to be a progammer, like someone who designs in HTML. Has no idea of flow control, object oriented programming, and doesn't understand when people call him a noob. Might have modified the permissions on a file once.

Yeah, MJ was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series of boxes, made a shitty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.

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anorexalicious

When a girl looks really hott in a manner that can only be attained by being unhealthily underweight.

Man, Mary Kate is sooooo anorexalicious. Not like that tubby Ashley

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vertigo

What you feel when trashed/hungover.

I drank all that Jungle Juice and all I got was a night with Lady Vertigo.

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deprude

to give a prude a personal lesson on the ways of the birds and bees.

My orgasm lesson sure depruded her!

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