pitaya master

heinous lesbian. talks to plants. eats dirt sometimes

person 1: ew is that pitaya master
person 2: ew

jose santiago

intj latino king who religiously dry scoops. santiago is massively built and is rumored to have slept with women in all 195 countries. good with his hands. beautiful eyes. and a dumpy

person 1: i love jose santiago
person 2: me too

person 1: shut up he’s mine
person 2: ok