Anthony

May be short but packs a massive Package

Have you seen Anthony and his little dick?
LITTLE??!

±

FUCK THIS SHITTY ASS SYMBOL WHO THE FUCK CARES THAT ITS IN THE QUADRATIC FORMULA LIKE SERIOUSLY GO BURN IN A FUCKING HOLE.

fuck the ± symbol

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Corbin

Usually a mean person thats also a bit of a bitch and has the smallest dick known to man.

"Corbin is such a bitch"
"ikr?!"

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Daddy Obama

Daddy Obama is what the Epic Gamers call our 2008 - 2016 president, mainly because everyone has the desire of President Obama being there dad, you most likely, also have that wish.

Aydan: I really wish Daddy Obama would be my dad one day..

Shaving The Morning Wood

One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection

"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"