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regretfast

When you pack a lunch but eat it well before noon, due to boredom or anxiety, screwing up your eating schedule for the rest of the day.

Can you lend me some cash for the vending machine? I brought a sandwich to work but ate it for regretfast at 10am.

by very_clever_pseudonym October 1, 2021


diplowmatic immunity

Statutes that protect snow plow operators from liability for damaging your property.

A snow plow took out my mailbox, but I couldn't sue the city thanks to diplowmatic immunity.

by very_clever_pseudonym October 8, 2021


Turing tryst

The act of falling in love with a convincing AI.

A: Did you hear? Theodore got catfished hard by a chatbot last month.
B: Yeah, it was a real Turing tryst.

by very_clever_pseudonym April 2, 2022