phantom text

A text that you swear you got. Either by feeling the vibration on your leg, or hearing your tone, or in the worst of cases both. But when you check your phone you are left feeling cheated.

A texting miscarriage.

Guy 1: "Dude, let's do something"
Guy 2: "I texted those girls I met yesterday, I think they just responded. Let me see what they said... Oh nevermind, it was a phantom text..."
Guy 1: "stfu man, nobody likes you."

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thotla

thotla is an acronym for That Hoe Over There Loves Anal and is appropriately used when identifying a female exhibiting proof of the white jeans theory.

It is derived from the original term thot.

Dude 1: thotla over there is down with the brown.

Dude 2: How do you know?
Dude 1: Because thotla wearin' white jeans bro, duh.

Baby Leak

Psuedo period experienced during pregnancy due to vaginal bleeding.

Did you see "I Did Not Know I Was Pregnant?" All those bitches was baby leaking.

eesaa

An amazingly awesome, cool, relaxed and funny guy.

Person 1: Eesaa is so awesome!
Person 2: Cool and funny as well.

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