half dead

someone heavy into drug use and/or who is generally worthless. adj.

"fuck that half dead motherfucker."

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nanager

Noun. A derogatory term used to describe a stay at home mom, often rich, who spends a majority of her time managing nannies and house keepers.

" Jane takes a lot of pride being a stay at home mom, but she is really just a nanager."

" Jane takes a lot of pride being a stay at home mom, but she is really just a nanager."

B: "What does Jane do for a living?"

K: " Technically she is a stay at home mom; but with a maid and three nannies, I would say she is a nanager."

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dingleberry

someone riding your ass almost on your bumper while driving, esp. for long distance.

this freaking dingleberry was riding my ass the whole way here with his brights on. i kept slowing down to let him pass, but he stayed right on my ass.

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relax drank

an "anti energy drink"

it looks like an energy drink from the fancy can and such.

drink two without knowing what it is and call me in the morning because regardless of the time, you're going to bed.

contains: melatonin, rose hips, Valerian root.

based on "purple stuff, purple drank, sizzurp"

with all these legal stimulants in our society: coffee, energy drink, energy pills, soft drinks, relax drank is the only legal depressant.

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shark attack

the peace sign with the pinky out, the first two fingers into the coochie and the pinky into the booty. aka the shocker two in the pink, one in the stink

i played with the clit to lull her into a false sense of security, then BAM! the shark attack. but to my surprise, she was into it, then i got nervous.

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g-ride

taking a ride around town with the sole intent of becoming intoxicated through smoking marijuana while opperating the vehicle.

lets take a g-ride on this one, the rain makes me doubley high.

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bart simpson

to ride a skateboard up to an object crossing your path, like a raised chain, then jump above the chain, with the board rolling underneath, finally landing back on top of the board and continuing your course.

i learned to one footed bart simpson

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