tongyan

A great being of immense magical powers. Once rumored to have ruled the mighty universe. It is believed that it at one time, it wasn't satisfied with its position and decided instead, to become a sweet, delicate angel, while retaining its power. We exist only to wait and see it emerge and reveal those latent powers to us. We have yet to see either.

Hi Tongyan! Wazaa?! (Because, it could be anyone...)

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Gentoo

A GNU/Linux distribution that isn't as easy to install as Red Hat-based distributions, but is very stable. You have to build it from source. It's worth it, though, as it builds into your system.

It takes three commands to install Gentoo.

# cfdisk /dev/hda && mkfs.xfs /dev/hda1 && mount /dev/hda1 /mnt/gentoo/ && chroot /mnt/gentoo/ && env-update && . /etc/profile && emerge sync && cd /usr/portage && scripts/bootsrap.sh && emerge system && emerge vim && vi /etc/fstab && emerge gentoo-dev-sources && cd /usr/src/linux && make menuconfig && make install modules_install && emerge gnome mozilla-firefox openoffice && emerge grub && cp /boot/grub/grub.conf.sample /boot/grub/grub.conf && vi /boot/grub/grub.conf && grub && init 6

That's the first one.

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Germany

Great cars, great beer, great guns (Heckler und Koch ring a bell?) Great ally of the United States. Defeated in two world wars, but due to a few mistakes. Was divided in half, with Berlin (which was in East Germany) also divided in half. Used to be Nazi Germany, before that the Weimar Republic, before that the German Empire, before that the Holy Roman Empire, before that the German Confederation... etc.

Germany kicks ass with its badass guns.

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OI!

OI is "Portuguese" definition that means Hi.

Oi Carla (Hi Carla).
Oi Mae, tudo bem? (Hi mom! How are you?)

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spindle

n. a person that plays the drums. Joe Fitzgerald.

Yo, spindle, get me a beat!

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AWP

Arctic Warfare Police sniper rifle; can be chambered in 7.62x51mm NATO (.308 Winchester) .338 Laupa (8.60x70mm), .300 Win Mag., or 7mm Rem. Mag.

British-made; uses the common (maybe too common) Mauser action; has an effective range of 800m for .308 variants and 1100+ meters for magnum varians. Despite what ignorant people think, the AW Police does NOT fire .338 Laupa; it actually fires a 7.62x51mm round (.308). It has a magazine capacity of 5+1 rounds. It is used by the Swedes, the German Bundeswehr, and of course, the Brits.

In popular culture, the AWP is known as the "ghey" or "n00b" weapon of Counter-Strike. I indeed agree, as it's overpowered. However, it requires more skill to use the Steyr Scout, as it is less powerful (it usually only kills with a headshot) -- but more experienced players use it for sniping, because it has a faster fire-rate and they can show off that they don't need an AWP to snipe. In my opinion, the Scout is the best sniper rifle in the game, followed by the AWP, then by the dreadedly lame G3-SG1.

1) I have an Arctic Warfare Super Magnum in my gunrack for hunting.

2) Why are you using the AWP if you're so skilled, nub?

"iph i'M @ n3WbI3 Why @m i kILL1NG yoU?"

*pwned with a USP*

"OMFG h4x0r!"

"Fuck off, newbie."

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Taco Bell

Place that should be nuked into orbit, with all the remaining parts of the damn chihuahua, and along with its employees, franchisees, and executives.

Finally, some annoying company has been shot out of our planet, including all the restaraunts, and their corporate HQ, with EVERYONE that uses those buildings.

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