Gentoo

A GNU/Linux distribution that isn't as easy to install as Red Hat-based distributions, but is very stable. You have to build it from source. It's worth it, though, as it builds into your system.

It takes three commands to install Gentoo.

# cfdisk /dev/hda && mkfs.xfs /dev/hda1 && mount /dev/hda1 /mnt/gentoo/ && chroot /mnt/gentoo/ && env-update && . /etc/profile && emerge sync && cd /usr/portage && scripts/bootsrap.sh && emerge system && emerge vim && vi /etc/fstab && emerge gentoo-dev-sources && cd /usr/src/linux && make menuconfig && make install modules_install && emerge gnome mozilla-firefox openoffice && emerge grub && cp /boot/grub/grub.conf.sample /boot/grub/grub.conf && vi /boot/grub/grub.conf && grub && init 6

That's the first one.

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Ruv\

Fag,homo,homeless

Darlee

jeci

n. a haircut in which the front is longer than the back, the back is strategically placed in a wild manner, and the front is pushed to the side.

yeah i'm gonna go to the salon tomorrow and get a jeci

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Germany

Great cars, great beer, great guns (Heckler und Koch ring a bell?) Great ally of the United States. Defeated in two world wars, but due to a few mistakes. Was divided in half, with Berlin (which was in East Germany) also divided in half. Used to be Nazi Germany, before that the Weimar Republic, before that the German Empire, before that the Holy Roman Empire, before that the German Confederation... etc.

Germany kicks ass with its badass guns.

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OI!

OI is "Portuguese" definition that means Hi.

Oi Carla (Hi Carla).
Oi Mae, tudo bem? (Hi mom! How are you?)

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spindle

n. a person that plays the drums. Joe Fitzgerald.

Yo, spindle, get me a beat!

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vegetarian hot lunch

When one takes a dump in a girl's mouth and her mouth has seran wrap so she only gets the heat not the meat.

I gave that ho a vegetarian hot lunch!

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