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Barbie is a plastic doll made by mattel.
She has shown no morals, no values, and has posioned the minds and lessened the self esteam of our young girls since the 1930's.
Let us review.
1. Girls believe they must have a TINY waist like this doll, because, barbie is the perfect girl, correct?
2. Girls belive they must have large breasts, because, barbie is the perfect girl, correct?
3. Girls believe they MUST be blonde, preppy, and popular to have any hope in their lives.
4. Girls belive boyfriends must be Ken-like or that-new-surfer-guy-like.
5. If barbie is so DANG popular. why do you have to BUY her friends?
Barbie should NOT be the "standard" for our young girls.
Girl 1 :Hey!!! Lets play barbies!
Girl 2 :Uh.. i'd rather not.. im reading Harry Potter.
Girl 1 :You're such a freak
Girl 2: O.o
Girl 1 will go nowhere in life.
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Christopher Columbus is CREDITIED with discovering "the new world", but in fact, he didn't.
Hey kids! Who found America!
2nd graders: Christopher Columbus!
No! The Vikings!
2nd graders: o.o
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1. Gold pieces.
Usually used on mutiplayer games on the internet.
Omg how much is that sword?
like.. 300gp!
Okay!!
(Runescape, MMM, ect.)
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