farting threshold

n. The point when two people in a relationship are comfortable farting in each others presence. This is when you know the relationship is on secure footing.

Alfredo: I've been fighting with my girlf lately I'm afraid we might break up soon!!
Antonio: Have you reached the farting threshold??!?
Alfedo: Well, yes
Antonio: Don't worry about it then! You guys aren't breaking up any time soon

rubone

to masturbate furiously

etymology: unknown, however two possibilities exist
1. combination of "rub one" (from "rub one out")
2. combination of "ru" (the ancient sanskrit prefix for 'self') and "bone"

yo man, i was so stressed to get my college applications back that i just ruboned all night

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