MAIDS

An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform

"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"

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Gotho

A gothic emo fag.

"I went to Warped Tour and saw a bunch of gotho faggots."

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glorlax

A girl (possibly named Gloria, though not necessarily) that snores like a man.

"My gf doesn't want to visit again"

"Why?"

"...Glorlax"