A common name for someone with hispanic descent and an abnormally large penis.
Dayum! His dick is super dark and fat, is that Malphaenx?
When you get a STI or STD so bad that your penis swells to the size of a apple.
"Hey Gary, I had sex with Rebecca last night and she gave me penis apple!"
A barely mixed race man with a VERY average sized dick.
"Oh hey thats villain, I heard his dick is nice and average."
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