missile anus

A hilarious mispronunciation of "miscellaneous".

The amusement park was filled with its usual assortment of tourists, performers, and missile anus weirdos.

boss meat

A piece of meat that is difficult to eat, or is eaten reluctantly at the end of a meal. (Similar to a boss at the end of a game level.)

I just ate beef and carrot stew, and at the bottom of my bowl was one last huge piece of boss meat.

At Joe's restaurant, I ate the appetizer, salad, mashed potatoes, rice, and drank my whole soda, and nothing was left except for a boss meat.