Welsh

General insult coined by Jack, who is lazy.
Despite featuring the plural of Wales actually has little to do with the country.

"Stop being welsh"

"That guys being so welsh, i wish someone would throw a stone at him or something"

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Meyrick

A novice who pathologically lies regarding their novice tendencies. ie one who denies the fact of their novice-hood

"Haha your a novice Meyrick"

"I am not" (cries and leaves the room)

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For the nones

Don't you know/you know/indeed

Has roots in Chaucer's middle english

Vinni was a stout carl for the nones

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Eye wank

Answer to the question "If this is an ear wank, and this is a mouth wank, then whats this?" asked to scared first years by bored 5th years in secondary schools throughout the country.
When the first years reach "that age" they realise that they do indeed wank.

"Eye wank?"
"Ahhhahahahahahaaaaaaaa, YOU WANK!!!!!!"

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Gaurangaing

The act of writing gauranga on motorway bridges, generally to the perplexion of others.

"Hey dude you coming to the Y bar tonight??"
"No i'm off gaurangaing"
"Where at?"
"M1, junction 32"
"Have fun"

Tays

A cheap knockoff for trays, generally purchsed by those schools/hospitals which are short on funding

Tays, unlike trays, are made almost entirely of wet cardboard, and therefore assist little in the proccess of culinary transportation

"Why you got all that food on you shirt man?"
"My tay split"
"fo shizzle man, mine did that today too!"

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Coursework

The inevitable end to your free time

"Hey you free tonight man?"
"No i'v got coursework to do"

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