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"I don't know if I could get with her, man. Her boo-boo bags look like fried eggs on a nail."
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Used in conjunction with the word 'flomp' to describe a state of angst or surprise. May be etymologically traced as describing the groinal region of the human body.
"Well, flomp my twidgins! I never knew it could be so!"
The female equivalent of a hard-on. References the beanesque shape of the swollen clitoris.
"Geez honey, you're staring at that George Clooney photo for a bit too long. What, does he give you a bean-on?"
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The act of being dissed or dissing others. There are levels of gadooree: a slight gadooree, called a paintball gadooree; a middling gadooree, called something along the lines of quadrooree or wommbooree (by a witness, usually directly after after the event happens); and then the worst kind of gadooree, called simply Davey Jones' Locker, referencing a feeling of being at the bottom of the sea, as low as you can go - an ultimately soul-crushing event.
"When a girl laughs at you as you're trying to ask her out"
"When your son makes you play that Disney movie again....and again....and again."
"When someone completely ignores what you're saying"
"Yeah, he's in Davey Jones' Locker after proposing at the Jets game, and being totally rejected"
"Jesus, I am a moron. Wait, is that a self-gadooree?"
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