bowel carrots

The name given to solid carrot shape formations passed by humans from the bowel into a loo. Also know as Rusty carrots.

As Johnny flushed the toilet he waved goodbye to his long but not forgotten bowel carrots.

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Text Tennis

The term given to the activity of individuals who communicate regularly using mobile phone text messaging.

Jeff uses Text Tennis when he can't be bothered engaging in vocal conversation with his girlfriend.

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spill some urine

Going to the toilet for a wee.

Merlin said to Arthur, give me five minutes mate, I'm just going to spill some urine or my acid bag is going to pop!

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alotavater

Pronunciation a-lot-of-water.

A common and meaningless expression used by Indians to communicate amongst their clan.

Arnold paused for a moment and listened as the tribal communication began "um Um, agro valata, alotavater, alotavater, alotavater, alotavater".

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acid bag

Another term for your bladder.

Dude, I need to go empty my acid bag man.

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shithouse

Used in a situation where things aren't going quite as planned or can be used as an insult to others.

Can be pronounced "Zhithowzzz"

"Shithouse, my phone battery has gone flat again"

"Hey, shithouse, who's doing early shift today?"

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drenched squirrel

Used to describe the appearance of a human feces long in shape, mahogany coloured, pointed at one end (like the tail of a squirrel) and resting to the side of a pan (toilet) in fresh water.

I couldn't believe someone had left that drenched squirrel in trap one, how revolting!

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