chimney sweep

the act of cleaning another person's anus and rectum with one's mustache.

Bobby John didn't shave all week so he could give Billy Jo a good chimney sweeping.

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hanging a wreath

the act of fellatio provided by a man (or woman) with a full mustache and goatee to another man's penis, such that the hair surrounding the mouth forms a ring around the shaft.

'Twas the season to be giving, so Earl planned on hanging a wreath for Haley Jake; Haley Jake responded in kind.