Hornet

A hornet is a person used to distract a target. In emotional, social or intellectual warfare, a person either disguises themselves or employs others as “hornets” to use sexually provocative means to lure an individual, often an ex-partner or someone for which the person deploying the hornets holds a grudge, into revealing information that could potentially be used against them.

Hornets are human tools design to covertly seduce a person into incriminating themselves in some way- often accompanying what is referred to as “honey-potting”.

- Tyler sent me nudes.
- Whaaat? Is he gay?! How the hell did you pull that one?
- … let’s just say he got stung by one of my hornets.

Mâchez-vue

Pronunciation MOSH-ay vu, roughly translates to "chew your view".

It's a cousin of the various deja-vu experiences (already seen), and describes the uneasy or dysphoric sensation one feels when describing a dream. It's an uncomfortable distinction between an experience, most often familiar but abstract visuals in a dream, and one's ability to translate that experience into language that represents the experience accurately enough for another person to understand.

When we remember a dream, the images and circumstances are easily understood as what took place, but when you start to describe what took place, there is little coherence in the sentence as you realize what you're describing doesn't make sense, such as using adjectives that wouldn't usually describe objects or ideas, sudden changes in the environment, or lingering phrases or sounds even after waking up.

"I had the craziest dream last night."
"Yeah, what happened?"
"Well,.. I was in this house that was my house but, I guess, not- like there was something different, and I could fly but I had to run, jump up and I'd do a flip and glide down... and the sun was out, but it was still dark or maybe... It felt dark?.. lol I'm getting Mâchez-vue trying to describe it."
"Yeah, that makes no sense"

Allergyuk

A person’s irrational or exaggerated high sensitivity and/or aversion to a specific substance, experience, idea, or condition. Consistent behavioral or social patterns are required before treatment, but diagnoses can be made by anyone who can observe and confirm persistence in symptoms in the presence of any allergeez. They include hallucinations, dramatizations of reality, emotional outbursts, misplaced expressions of extreme blame & victimhood, depersonalization, and attention-seeking behaviors. Trauma victims often include close friends and family, and can include lingering feelings of embarrassment, shame, humiliation or aversion to public spaces- especially when subjects are present. Triggers vary widely, from mustard packets, cigarette smoke, and specific foods and restaurants to sensitive topics- especially prevalent in politics, religion and culture as well as certain persons or celebrities, behaviors and lifestyle choices, and personal preferences. The CDC warns the general population to avoid provoking any displays of aggression- as their triggers are known to compound quickly, potentially affecting more people close by.

Friend 1: “Do you guys want to order Chinese later?”
Friend 2: “I’m down.”
Friend 3: “Seriously? They serve dog meat… that’s even worse than regular meat. “
Friend 2: “lol What?! They have vegetarian options, though.”
Friend 3: “Well, I just can’t support a country that wants to eat something as cute as Bark Wahlberg.”
Friend 1: “Fine; we’ll go to a Golden Corral so you can eat whatever you want.”
Friend 3: “Yeah, so we can waste food while people are dying in Gaza for no reason!”
Friend 2: “What just happened?”
Friend 3: “I’m sorry. I’m just… I just fucking hate war, okay?! I think I might be allergyuk.”
Friend 1: “…. I’ll just eat after you leave.”

Allergyuk

A person’s irrational or exaggerated high sensitivity and/or aversion to a specific substance, experience, idea, or condition. Consistent behavioral or social patterns are required before treatment, but diagnoses can be made by anyone who can observe and confirm persistence in symptoms in the presence of any allergeez. They include hallucinations, dramatizations of reality, emotional outbursts, misplaced expressions of extreme blame & victimhood, depersonalization, and attention-seeking behaviors. Trauma victims often include close friends and family, and can include lingering feelings of embarrassment, shame, humiliation or aversion to public spaces- especially when subjects are present. Triggers vary widely, from mustard packets, cigarette smoke, and specific foods and restaurants to sensitive topics- especially prevalent in politics, religion and culture as well as certain persons or celebrities, behaviors and lifestyle choices, and personal preferences. The CDC warns the general population to avoid provoking any displays of aggression- as their triggers are known to compound quickly, potentially affecting more people close by.

Friend 1: “Do you guys want to order Chinese later?”
Friend 2: “I’m down.”
Friend 3: “Seriously? They serve dog meat… that’s even worse than regular meat. “
Friend 2: “lol What?! They have vegetarian options, though.”
Friend 3: “Well, I just can’t support a country that wants to eat something as cute as Bark Wahlberg.”
Friend 1: “Fine; we’ll go to a Golden Corral so you can eat whatever you want.”
Friend 3: “Yeah, so we can waste food while people are dying in Gaza for no reason!”
Friend 2: “What just happened?”
Friend 3: “I’m sorry. I’m just… I just fucking hate war, okay?! I think I might be allergyuk.”
Friend 1: “…. I’ll just eat after you leave.”